SPEAK TO THE GREAT LEADER!

$20.00

Life got you down? So many un answered questions regarding the quest of man. You may now rest easy you sensitive beings. Now you can talk one on one with the Great Leader himself. A simple phone call will provide you with those sensitive solutions you've so desperately been searching for.

Simply pay the piper and leave your phone number in the order and a time to best be reached. Then sit back and await that joyful noise of the phone ringing. Who can imagine what the Great Leader's advice may or may not be.

note: call time will last approxamitly 15 min.

LIMITED TIME ONLY!